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They say time heals all wounds… but let’s be honest, whiskey works faster. This card is for the friend who needs a reminder that they’re not alone—just one pour away from a good cry and a slightly better day. Perfect for breakups, breakdowns, or any moment life sucker-punches them in the feelings.
Front: “THEY SAY TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS”
Inside: “But whiskey helps too. Call when you’re ready. I’ll be there.”
Send some snarky support. It’s cheaper than therapy.
Shipping Fees:
U.S. orders: $5.99 flat rate shipping.
Free shipping on orders over $75!
Processing Times:
Most orders will ship within 2-3 business days.
Some items are made to order and take 3-4 business days to ship.
We get it — stuff happens. If your order shows up less than perfect, we’ll fix it fast (no hoops, no attitude).
All items are made-to-order, so we can’t accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or buyer’s remorse.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace or refund it — no return needed. Just email photos and your order number to xo.snarkyremarks@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery.
If your order is returned due to an invalid address, we’ll refund the product cost (shipping may not be covered).
Every item is custom-made just for you — but if something’s wrong, we’ll always make it right.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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