About the Snark Queen
Because sometimes life just sucks — and we’d rather laugh about it.
If you’ve ever side-eyed a “Good vibes only” mug or rolled your eyes at a glittery “Live Laugh Love” sign, you’re in the right place.
Snarky Remarks was born out of that exact moment — when the world kept insisting on positivity, and we thought, “What if we just told the truth instead?”
We make darkly funny, brutally honest, and weirdly comforting products for people who use sarcasm as both a coping mechanism and an art form. Our cards, totes, journals, and gifts say what you actually mean — not what Hallmark told you to say.
We’re not for everyone — and that’s kind of the point.
Our people (that’s you) are:
- Sarcastic and self-aware.
- Eldest daughters with resting “I’ve got this” faces.
- Emotionally fluent in humor, grief, and caffeine.
- The ones who give the perfect gift because you actually get people.
You’ve lived enough life to know that everything isn’t sunshine and gratitude lists. Sometimes the best you can do is laugh at the chaos — and maybe send your best friend a card that says “Sorry dating sucks — again.”
How it started
Snarky Remarks began as a single sarcastic quip scrawled in the back of a conference notebook — right after our founder, Alexandra Windley, realized the world didn’t need another gratitude journal; it needed a revenge notebook (divorce will do that to you).
What started as a joke became a movement — a cozy, candle-lit rebellion against performative positivity.
Now, we create gifts and stationery that celebrate honesty, humor, and emotional depth — all wrapped in dark-academia aesthetics and a touch of witchy charm.
Our vibe
Imagine if your favorite moody bookstore and your funniest friend opened a shop together. The air smells like chai and mischief. The lighting’s soft. There’s laughter — real, unfiltered, probably inappropriate — echoing from somewhere near the candle display.
That’s Snarky Remarks.
We make things for the woman who’s been through it, learned to laugh about it, and knows that sometimes the kindest thing you can do for yourself (or a friend) is say the snarky thing out loud.
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If you believe laughter heals better than platitudes, you’ll fit right in.
Explore the shop, treat yourself (guilt-free), and find something that feels made for you.
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