Wrap yourself in unapologetic solitude with our “STFU I’m Reading” hooded blanket — the ultimate comfort accessory for bookworms, introverts, and dark academia souls alike. Featuring a moody celestial pattern of stars, serpents, and cosmic symbols on a deep black background, this hooded blanket lets everyone know you’re not to be disturbed while deep in your literary escapism.
Whether you’re binging your favorite fantasy saga or pretending to read while judging humanity, this blanket delivers warmth, wit, and just the right amount of “don’t talk to me” energy. Perfect for gifting to readers, witchy homebodies, or anyone fluent in sarcasm and solitude.
- Heavy, warm blanket
- 100% polyester
- One size: 70.5″ x 52″ (179.07cm x 132.08cm)
- Cream-colored sherpa fleece hood
- Blank product sourced from China
