For those who love the holidays... but not too much. The “Merry Christmas and Shit” Doormat is your perfectly unenthusiastic nod to festive cheer — equal parts holiday spirit and seasonal sarcasm. Whether you’re hosting a chaotic family dinner or just trying to survive December, this mat keeps things real from the moment guests hit the porch.
Ideal for dark-humored hosts, anti-carolers, or anyone whose idea of Christmas magic involves a little side-eye and spiked cocoa. It’s not bah humbug, it’s just honest.
Product features:
🌲Eco-friendly coconut coir fiber material for sustainability
🌲Anti-slip backing ensures stability and safety
🌲Generous size of 24" × 16" fits most doorways
🌲Durable and suitable mainly for outdoor use
🌲Assembled in the USA using globally sourced materials
Care instructions:
🌲Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico.
🌲Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture.
🌲Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
