Tired of “Season’s Greetings” and fake cheer? Same.
Welcome guests your way with our Happy Holidays Dumbasses Doormat — the perfect blend of sarcasm, honesty, and holiday spirit (emphasis on spirit).
This snarky doormat sets the tone before anyone even knocks. Great for front porches, apartments, or anywhere you want to say “I’m festive, but let’s not get weird about it.”
Made from durable coir fiber with a non-slip backing, it’s as tough as your tolerance for family gatherings.
Perfect as a funny Christmas gift, sarcastic holiday decoration, or a treat-yourself purchase that makes every doorstep visit more tolerable.
Your doorstep, your rules.
Product features:
- Eco-friendly coconut coir fiber material for sustainability
- Anti-slip backing ensures stability and safety
- Generous size of 24" × 16" fits most doorways
- Durable and suitable mainly for outdoor use
- Assembled in the USA using globally sourced materials
Care instructions:
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico.
- Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture.
- Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
