Because sometimes “thoughts and prayers” just don’t cut it. This brutally honest sympathy card skips the fluff and speaks the kind of truth that grief actually understands. For the friend who’s hurting—and knows that dark humor is your shared love language.
Front: “Fuck Death”
Inside: “I'll be here to roast everyone at the wake when you're ready.”
✨ Comes with an envelope (funeral snacks not included)
✨ Perfect for those who grieve with sass, not silence
✨ Material: 270gsm paper
✨ Double-sided print
✨ Blanks sourced from USA
Offer comfort, a laugh, and a reminder: they’re not alone—and neither is their rage.
