When grief hits, sometimes the only thing sharper than the pain is your sense of humor. This unapologetically bold card is for the ones who find comfort in dark wit and loyal friends.
Front: “Fuck Death”
Inside: “I'll be here to roast everyone at the funeral when you're ready.”
✔️ Ideal for besties who laugh through the tears
✔️ Includes envelope (sarcasm sold separately)
✔️ Blanks sourced from the USA
✔️ Material: 270gsm paper
Send solidarity, a smirk, and a seat-saving promise at the pettiest funeral roast of the year.
