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Say what everyone’s thinking. This brutally honest “Fuck Cancer” card is for the warriors, the survivors, the supporters, and the ones who’ve had enough of cancer’s bullshit.
Designed for real moments, this card skips the sugarcoating and goes straight to the point. The front screams FUCK CANCER in bold white text on a black background. Inside? Just as raw: It fucking sucks. Because it does.
This isn’t your average sympathy card—this is for the people who fight with fire, love hard, and appreciate honesty over clichés.
Cancer support gifts
Chemo encouragement
Honest sympathy messages
Cancer survivor care packages
Sending strength when words fail
Customers say this card is the most real thing they could send. It’s perfect when nothing else feels right. Whether your person is in the middle of treatment, recovering, or grieving — this card delivers tough love in the most powerful way.
.: Material: 270gsm paper
.: Blanks sourced from USA
.: Envelopes included
Shipping Fees:
U.S. orders: $5.99 flat rate shipping.
Free shipping on orders over $75!
Processing Times:
Most orders will ship within 2-3 business days.
Some items are made to order and take 3-4 business days to ship.
We get it — stuff happens. If your order shows up less than perfect, we’ll fix it fast (no hoops, no attitude).
All items are made-to-order, so we can’t accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or buyer’s remorse.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace or refund it — no return needed. Just email photos and your order number to xo.snarkyremarks@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery.
If your order is returned due to an invalid address, we’ll refund the product cost (shipping may not be covered).
Every item is custom-made just for you — but if something’s wrong, we’ll always make it right.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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