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Reject hustle culture and embrace quiet vengeance with this “Don’t Rise and Grind. Simmer and Plot.” canvas print. Designed for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone running on caffeine and spite, this dark gothic wall art is equal parts motivation and warning.
Featuring bold vintage typography framed by ornate flourishes and a haunting moth illustration, this 11x14 canvas print adds a moody, rebellious edge to offices, reading nooks, bedrooms, and creative spaces. It’s perfect for those who prefer calculated calm over toxic positivity—and plotting over pretending.
Whether you’re decorating your workspace, gifting a fellow slow-burn strategist, or simply making a statement about how you actually operate, this canvas delivers dark humor with undeniable style.
Ideal for lovers of gothic décor, witchy aesthetics, sarcastic wall art, and anti-hustle energy.
Product features
- Durable cotton/polyester matte canvas stretched over radiata pine frame
- Printed with UL-certified Greenguard Gold latex inks for safe, vivid color
- Soft rubber dots on back corners prevent slipping when hung
- Back hanging included; slight size tolerance of ±1/8" due to production
Care instructions
- If the canvas does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, damp cloth.
Shipping Fees:
U.S. orders: $5.99 flat rate shipping.
Free shipping on orders over $75!
Processing Times:
Most orders will ship within 2-3 business days.
Some items are made to order and take 3-4 business days to ship.
We get it — stuff happens. If your order shows up less than perfect, we’ll fix it fast (no hoops, no attitude).
All items are made-to-order, so we can’t accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or buyer’s remorse.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace or refund it — no return needed. Just email photos and your order number to xo.snarkyremarks@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery.
If your order is returned due to an invalid address, we’ll refund the product cost (shipping may not be covered).
Every item is custom-made just for you — but if something’s wrong, we’ll always make it right.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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