Tired of cheesy love cards and fake-romance fluff? Enter the "Sorry Dating Sucks" card—a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud funny greeting card for anyone navigating the modern dating dumpster fire.
This edgy anti-Valentine’s Day card is perfect for singles, recently dumped friends, or the perpetually over-it crowd. The bold front reads “SORRY DATING SUCKS” in loud, unapologetic type. Inside? A cozy, tequila-soaked alternative: “Let’s make margaritas and eat chips and salsa together instead.” Because love is temporary, but chips and salsa? Eternal.
Whether it’s for Galentine’s Day, a breakup care package, post-divorce encouragement, or just celebrating single life in style, this card delivers snark, wit, and just enough salt (rim optional). Ideal for best friends, sisters, coworkers, or anyone who’s deleted Hinge for the third time this month.
Perfect For:
• Funny breakup gifts
• Anti-Valentine’s Day cards
• Galentine’s Day gifts for her
• Snarky friendship cards
• Post-divorce survival kits
• Relatable dating humor
• Singles awareness celebration
.: Material: 270gsm paper
.: Blanks sourced from USA
.: Envelopes included
