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Tired of cheesy love cards and fake-romance fluff? Enter the "Sorry Dating Sucks" card—a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud funny greeting card for anyone navigating the modern dating dumpster fire.
This edgy anti-Valentine’s Day card is perfect for singles, recently dumped friends, or the perpetually over-it crowd. The bold front reads “SORRY DATING SUCKS” in loud, unapologetic type. Inside? A cozy, tequila-soaked alternative: “Let’s make margaritas and eat chips and salsa together instead.” Because love is temporary, but chips and salsa? Eternal.
Whether it’s for Galentine’s Day, a breakup care package, post-divorce encouragement, or just celebrating single life in style, this card delivers snark, wit, and just enough salt (rim optional). Ideal for best friends, sisters, coworkers, or anyone who’s deleted Hinge for the third time this month.
Perfect For:
• Funny breakup gifts
• Anti-Valentine’s Day cards
• Galentine’s Day gifts for her
• Snarky friendship cards
• Post-divorce survival kits
• Relatable dating humor
• Singles awareness celebration
.: Material: 270gsm paper
.: Blanks sourced from USA
.: Envelopes included
Shipping Fees:
U.S. orders: $5.99 flat rate shipping.
Free shipping on orders over $75!
Processing Times:
Most orders will ship within 2-3 business days.
Some items are made to order and take 3-4 business days to ship.
We get it — stuff happens. If your order shows up less than perfect, we’ll fix it fast (no hoops, no attitude).
All items are made-to-order, so we can’t accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or buyer’s remorse.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace or refund it — no return needed. Just email photos and your order number to xo.snarkyremarks@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery.
If your order is returned due to an invalid address, we’ll refund the product cost (shipping may not be covered).
Every item is custom-made just for you — but if something’s wrong, we’ll always make it right.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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