"Let’s start revenge notebooks for catharsis."
It’s the perfect funny sympathy card for anyone navigating heartbreak, ghosting, or just another bad Hinge date. Whether they're crying into takeout or rage-texting in a group chat, this card is your dry, witty contribution to the healing process.
Perfect for:
– Breakup support care packages
– Post-dating reality checks
– Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts
– Sarcastic “thinking of you” notes
– Anyone who’s deleting dating apps (again)
Why this card slaps:
✔ Unapologetically honest
✔ Humor therapy > actual therapy (sometimes)
✔ Designed for the modern emotional landscape
✔ Makes feeling seen weirdly fun
Because nothing says "I'm here for you" like a paper-thin excuse to talk sh*t over margaritas.
