Tired of pretending modern dating is anything but a dumpster fire? This funny breakup card cuts through the noise with the emotional support of a shot of whiskey—and zero small talk.
Front message:
SORRY DATING SUCKS – bold, blunt, and beautifully accurate.
Inside message:
“Let’s drink whiskey and toast to our survival.” Because swiping left on emotional damage deserves a toast.
Whether you're consoling a friend post-breakup, sending solidarity to someone drowning in dating apps, or simply embracing your own chaotic single era, this card gets it. And doesn’t pretend otherwise.
✅ Perfect for:
- Friends going through a breakup
- Your “done with dating” bestie
- Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts
- A snarky companion to that whiskey bottle
- Anyone who needs a laugh after being ghosted
.: Material: 270gsm paper
.: Blanks sourced from USA
.: Envelopes included
