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Dating in the 2020s? A literal hellscape. This brutally honest, funny greeting card is the perfect pick-me-up for your best friend who's been ghosted, matched with another walking red flag, or just done with modern romance.
With bold typography and dry millennial humor, this greeting card doubles as a sympathy card for the heartbroken and a love letter to binge-watching and wine.
Because sometimes love is dead, dating apps are a dumpster fire, and all you really need is takeout, wine, and Stars Hollow. This card says what your group chat’s been screaming—loud, clear, and in all caps. A painfully relatable hug in card form, minus the emotional labor.
Perfect for: the chronically swiped, the freshly ghosted, or your bestie who deserves better.
.: Material: 270gsm paper
.: Blanks sourced from USA
.: Envelopes included
Shipping Fees:
U.S. orders: $5.99 flat rate shipping.
Free shipping on orders over $75!
Processing Times:
Most orders will ship within 2-3 business days.
Some items are made to order and take 3-4 business days to ship.
We get it — stuff happens. If your order shows up less than perfect, we’ll fix it fast (no hoops, no attitude).
All items are made-to-order, so we can’t accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or buyer’s remorse.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace or refund it — no return needed. Just email photos and your order number to xo.snarkyremarks@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery.
If your order is returned due to an invalid address, we’ll refund the product cost (shipping may not be covered).
Every item is custom-made just for you — but if something’s wrong, we’ll always make it right.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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