Dating in the 2020s? A literal hellscape. This brutally honest, funny greeting card is the perfect pick-me-up for your best friend who's been ghosted, matched with another walking red flag, or just done with modern romance.
With bold typography and dry millennial humor, this greeting card doubles as a sympathy card for the heartbroken and a love letter to binge-watching and wine.
Because sometimes love is dead, dating apps are a dumpster fire, and all you really need is takeout, wine, and Stars Hollow. This card says what your group chat’s been screaming—loud, clear, and in all caps. A painfully relatable hug in card form, minus the emotional labor.
Perfect for: the chronically swiped, the freshly ghosted, or your bestie who deserves better.
.: Material: 270gsm paper
.: Blanks sourced from USA
.: Envelopes included
