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Celebrate their newfound freedom with this brutally honest and darkly humorous divorce card. The front features bold white text on a black background declaring, "CONGRATS ON YOUR FREEDOM!"—perfect for a friend who's embracing their post-divorce life with open arms.
Open the card, and the snark continues with the witty message, "I mean, sorry about your divorce. Same thing." Because, let’s face it, sometimes ending a marriage feels a lot like gaining freedom, and what better way to acknowledge it than with a good laugh?
Ideal for friends or family who have a great sense of humor and are ready to move on to the next chapter of their lives with a smile. It’s a lighthearted way to show you care, while also recognizing the upside to a breakup.
Perfect for anyone who's ready to laugh about life after divorce and enjoy the new opportunities ahead!
Shipping Fees:
U.S. orders: $5.99 flat rate shipping.
Free shipping on orders over $75!
Processing Times:
Most orders will ship within 2-3 business days.
Some items are made to order and take 3-4 business days to ship.
We get it — stuff happens. If your order shows up less than perfect, we’ll fix it fast (no hoops, no attitude).
All items are made-to-order, so we can’t accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or buyer’s remorse.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace or refund it — no return needed. Just email photos and your order number to xo.snarkyremarks@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery.
If your order is returned due to an invalid address, we’ll refund the product cost (shipping may not be covered).
Every item is custom-made just for you — but if something’s wrong, we’ll always make it right.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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