{"product_id":"not-blooming-just-brooding-canvas-print-dark-gothic-wall-art","title":"\"Not Blooming, Just Brooding\" Canvas Print","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"651\" data-start=\"275\"\u003eNot everyone is here to bloom—and that’s the point. The \u003cstrong data-end=\"364\" data-start=\"331\"\u003e“Not Blooming, Just Brooding”\u003c\/strong\u003e canvas print is made for the beautifully unbothered, the quietly intense, and anyone thriving in their brooding era. Featuring bold gothic typography layered over a vintage-style beetle illustration, this 11x14 canvas brings dark academia energy and unapologetic attitude to your walls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"919\" data-start=\"653\"\u003ePerfect for moody home decor, witchy spaces, or offices that reject toxic positivity, this piece makes it clear you’re not interested in forced growth or performative joy. Hang it as a reminder that brooding is a valid lifestyle choice—and frankly, an aesthetic one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1069\" data-start=\"921\"\u003eIdeal for fans of gothic art, sarcastic quotes, dark humor decor, and anyone who prefers their self-expression sharp, subtle, and slightly unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1185\" data-start=\"1089\"\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable cotton\/polyester matte canvas stretched over radiata pine frame\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with UL-certified Greenguard Gold latex inks for safe, vivid color\u003cbr\u003e- Soft rubber dots on back corners prevent slipping when hung\u003cbr\u003e- Back hanging included; slight size tolerance of ±1\/8\" due to production\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- If the canvas does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, damp cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ 1.25\"","offer_id":45001830006923,"sku":"38181830067536323524","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/8477\/8635\/files\/not-blooming.jpg?v=1765525825","url":"https:\/\/snarkyremarks.shop\/products\/not-blooming-just-brooding-canvas-print-dark-gothic-wall-art","provider":"Snarky Remarks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}